The Ministry of Slavery & Bonded Labour has joined hands with Ministry of Racism to organise a cultural program next month. The proposed event will showcase the achievements of both the ministries in creating awareness about programs on slavery and racism.
In the event, the winner of best slogan contest, Mr. Pale Screwed will be facilitated for his award winning slogan “Slave Agent Bond 24X7”. Mr. Screwed is an internationally acclaimed slavery promoter and speaker, and he has been instrumental in spreading slavery and racism around the world. He has won various awards internationally and is a bonded thinker. He is also nominated for the famous Discrimination Award scheduled for later this year and all the winners will be facilitated in next year’s Slavery Parade.
The mega cultural event will also showcase the new blood sucking machine which will make blood sucking an automatic 24X7 function with just the installation of one small chip in human body. It is a major invention and its prototype was tested last year. Post revealing, it goes into the production phase and the first batch of chips is expected to be out by the end of the year. The chip is going to give a major boost to the economy of our nation as slaves will no longer have to get in queue to get their blood sucked, resulting in loss of slavery-hours. Slaves will earn an extra 13 minutes sleep in addition to the 90 minutes they are already getting and additional constructive work will lead them on the path of fulfilment.
The Chief Guest for this event will be Mr. Hunter, owner of the famous hunting equipments, the same that are used to keep the slaves and the labourers dedicated to their mission towards nation building.
The event will be live telecasted in all languages spoken and understood in the region by Ministry of Limited Information’s broadcasting channel “Monopoly”.
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