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Right to Abuse Bill could be passed soon
PLANET EARTH – Minister of Complaint (from MOC) today demanded resignation of Minister of Anger (of MOA) over his remarks about Right to Abuse. The Minister of Anger criticised the bill to be tabled in the parliament and termed it as an unparliamentary act, The proposed amendments in the bill will also give power to Ministry of Compliant; by which they can also abuse anyone. It is the same power which Ministry of Anger solely has and looks like Minister of Anger is clearly not happy about power sharing.
The controversial Right to Abuse bill has been attracting severe criticism from Ministry of Anger also since it will take away its most powerful weapon, one they have been so used to enjoy solely. A large fraction of common people against whom this bill is already been used are also protesting and demonstrating against the same.
Meanwhile the statement issued by the spokesperson of Ministry of Suppress Speech indicates that the bill may pass as several other ministries are also in fray to get the same power and this may be just the start before every ministry enjoys abusing. The public is not happy about it since the resolution was passed in favour of Right to assault in the last parliament session, this may be second biggest win for the public masters. Over the years public has got used to silent assault, Right to Abuse will make it a vocal abuse and they fear along with their bodies it will also be painful for their minds.
Right to Assault allows any minister of any ministry to physically assault anyone in public or private; people enjoy it in private more than in public as per the recent survey conducted by the ministry of human-has-no-rights. The second round of survey will also collect public opinion about Right to Abuse bill and how different it is to be abused by Ministry of Compliant officials rather than Ministry of Anger.
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